In a bizarre turn of events, Ethiopia’s Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed has found an innovative way to tackle the nation’s deep-rooted issues of instability, kidnappings, forced disappearances, ethnic profiling, and war. While the average Ethiopian grapples with daily challenges, navigating the treacherous terrain of their homeland, Ahmed has decided to turn the country into a reality show akin to “Survivor,” with a luxurious twist.
It’s not uncommon for leaders to address pressing problems facing their nations. But Prime Minister Ahmed has taken a different approach. Instead of addressing the very real crises plaguing his country, he has chosen to divert the nation’s attention to a completely different realm – the construction of resorts and lodges. With these extravagant destinations popping up across the nation, it’s as if Ethiopia is being transformed into a paradise for the chosen few who manage to survive the perilous journey to these plush retreats.
Ahmed’s “Survivor: Resort Edition” plan goes something like this: to prove your mettle, you must embark on a dangerous odyssey through a land rife with kidnappings, forced disappearances, and ethnic profiling. If you’re one of the fortunate few who emerge unscathed, you will be rewarded with a stay at one of the opulent resorts or lodges scattered throughout the country. In essence, it’s a high-stakes game where your prize is an escape from the very dangers that have been perpetuated under Ahmed’s leadership.
The irony is impossible to miss. While ordinary Ethiopians are struggling for their basic survival and safety, Ahmed is creating a twisted reality show, effectively telling his citizens, “Congratulations! You’ve made it through another day without being kidnapped or forcibly disappeared. Here’s your reward – a cozy weekend at one of our fabulous resorts.”
This unique approach to governance has certainly garnered attention. Foreign leaders and diplomats are left scratching their heads, wondering if this is Ahmed’s way of distracting the world from the grim reality of Ethiopia’s current state. Perhaps he envisions a future where the nation becomes a haven for thrill-seekers and adventure enthusiasts, drawn by the adrenaline rush of a real-life “Survivor” experience.
As Ethiopia descends further into chaos, with ethnic conflicts tearing communities apart, and lawlessness becoming the norm, one can’t help but wonder if Ahmed has a hidden camera crew following his citizens’ harrowing journeys for a future reality TV show. Will he award immunity idols to those who successfully navigate the dangers of life in Ethiopia, only to be voted off the island and sent back to the chaos if they fail to secure their safe passage?
The world may never understand the true motivations behind this resort-building frenzy in the face of crisis. It could be a misguided attempt to boost tourism or a clever strategy to distract the nation from its more pressing issues. Or perhaps, we are all just unwitting participants in Prime Minister Ahmed’s grand “Survivor: Resort Edition.” The only question left is, who will be the last one standing to claim their luxurious reward?
